not sure if you’re pregnant?

maybe the media knows best. here are some tips for jennifer to figure out if she’s pregnant or not. while every woman's body responds differently, there are some common pregnancy symptoms.
 
step one
after finding out through the national enquirer or any other reliable source that you may be pregnant, calculate when your period is due. if you have a regular cycle and you keep track of it, a late period is one of the earliest signs of pregnancy.

step two
check back with the tabloids to see if anything has changed then notice any other changes in your body. are you extremely sleepy? are your breasts tender? are you moody? though sometimes subtle, these changes can be clear indicators.

step three
buy a home pregnancy test at a pharmacy or grocery store, or online. choose one with two tests per box so you can double-check your results.

step four
test after you miss a period, or 14 days after you think you conceived.

step five
read and follow the test instructions carefully. some tell you to urinate in a cup; others say to urinate right on the test stick.

step six

if the test is positive, make an appointment with your doctor to confirm with other tests and a physical exam.

step seven
finally, call the national enquirer to find out what's going on.

Comments

I hope for her sake that she

I hope for her sake that she is pregnant, becuase if she isn't, she certainly wont be able to get herself another husband if she just let herself go like that.


I Agree

It's really disgusting actually, maybe she should
lighten up on the 2% milk